=======Earl the Lumberjack=======
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^  Earl the Lumberjack  ^^
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|  Level|1  |
|  Aggresive|False  |
^  Spawn Locations  ^^
|  {{url>https://cursebreaker-map.online/wiki.html?npc=9167#-1/1449/2275}}  ||
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=====Locations=====
^  Area  ^  Spawns  ^
|[[area:winterpine_forests|Winterpine Forests]]|1|
=====Dialogue=====

> (8600) Earl the Lumberjack: Yes, hello? I don't think I recognize you from the village. Wait... you were sent by my wife, weren't you?

>> I was, actually - she asked me to deliver this gift to you!  -> (8601)

>> Leave.  -> (0)

> (8601) Earl the Lumberjack: Oh, lovely... real lovely... isn't that just lovely?! Yet another package! Oooh, I wonder, what is it this time? What lovely gift has she thought up for his lovely husband, eh?!

>> Are you... okay?  -> (8602)

> (8602) Earl the Lumberjack: You think she what, sent a gift for me? Is that how she roped you into this? That manipulative witch, the only gifts she gives are to herself!

>> Er... if you'd just take the package...  -> (8605)

>> It's really not my place...  -> (8605)

> (8605) Earl the Lumberjack: And what, you think I spend all my hours out here away from the village because I like it?! This way, I don't have to be anywhere near her!

>> Look now...  -> (8606)

>> Please...  -> (8606)

> (8606) Earl the Lumberjack: Out here a man can freeze where he stands, and is constantly ambushed by wolves and goblins! Yet I spend even the nights out here, staring at the stars... relishing at the peace and quiet, only the sound of trees to comfort me...

>> Can we wrap this up? No pun intended...  -> (8607)

>> Could try talking to your wife...?  -> (8607)

> (8607) Earl the Lumberjack: It’s freedom, that's what it is! Freedom from her constant schemes and manipulation. Freedom, such as I only may be afforded...

>> I'm beginning to wish I was free...  -> (8608)

> (8608) Earl the Lumberjack: I'll say, she may keep her packages and games! I'm done with them - I won't have it!

>> Please, I can't take it back to her either...  -> (8609)

> (8609) Earl the Lumberjack: Keep it then, but I'm not having it! I don’t care what’s in it, I don't want it. I'm drawing a line in the sand, or snow, or something! Good day!

>> Right... Gives 1 [[item:beautifully_giftwrapped_package|Beautifully Giftwrapped Package]]. -> (0)
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