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Lorice
Level	1
Aggressive	No
Hostile	No
Interactable	Yes

Interactions

Quests

Won't be home in thyme for dinner.: Advances to phase 2

Dialogue

13 lines of dialogue. Options are marked ›, → jumps to the line an option leads to.

Conversation starts

"GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!" — depends on progress
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" — depends on progress
"TAVERN. ERISSA. BURNT ROAST SPECIAL. NOW." — depends on progress
"Remember, if I find out you said anything, you hang from your gonads.…" — depends on progress

Lorice: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!

› Oops, wrong house. (end)

Lorice: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

› Whoa, calm down! Korith sent me! →

Lorice: Did you ever think to fucking knock first?!

› Oh...umm. Actually, no. Sorry. →

Lorice: Well, why has my husband sent you here?

› Right. He won't be home tonight, he sa- →

Lorice: What do you mean he won't be home tonight? He's not coming back?

› ...he said that he- →

Lorice: HE DID SAY IT? SO HE'S JUST LEAVING ME LIKE THAT, HUH?

› No, he has to pu- →

Lorice: IT'S THAT VALERIE CUNT, ISN'T IT? THAT WHORE OF A BITCH, I SAW HER EYEBALLING HIM.

› No, he just has to wo- →

Lorice: THAT BITCH OF A WHORE, I'LL FUCKING KILL HER, I'LL RIP HER WHORISH EYES OUT OF HER SKULL AND EAT THEM, I'LL ST-.

› WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME FINISH?! HE HAS TO PULL ANOTHER SHIFT. THATS IT. →

Lorice: Oh, why didn't you just say so?

› I tried! You just kept inter- →

Lorice: Well, you didn't have to raise your voice with me. That was rude. Anyways, is that all?

› He also wanted me to bring him his dinner. →

Lorice: Oops! I hadn't even started making it yet! Oh no, this isn't good! Here, take this gold to the tavern and find Erissa behind the counter cleaning cups. Tell her I need the 'burnt roast special' for my husband. She'll know what it means. Bring it to my husband, and absolutely DO NOT tell him where you got it from. If you do - I swear, I will hunt you down, murder you, and hang you from your gonads on the old lamp post outside.

› Um...okay? Thanks, and have...a nice day? (Won't be home in thyme for dinner.: advances to phase 2) (end)

Lorice: TAVERN. ERISSA. BURNT ROAST SPECIAL. NOW.

› Yes ma'am. (end)

Lorice: Remember, if I find out you said anything, you hang from your gonads. Understood?

› Yes ma'am. (end)

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+== Interactions ==
+=== Quests ===
+* [[Won't be home in thyme for dinner.]]: Advances to phase 2
+== Dialogue ==
+<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed cb-dialogue">
+lines of dialogue. Options are marked ›, → jumps to the line an option leads to.
+<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
+'''Conversation starts'''
+* [[#dlg-Dialogue-1629|"GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!"]] — depends on progress
+* [[#dlg-Dialogue-1609|"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"]] — depends on progress
+* [[#dlg-Dialogue-1631|"TAVERN. ERISSA. BURNT ROAST SPECIAL. NOW."]] — depends on progress
+* [[#dlg-Dialogue-1630|"Remember, if I find out you said anything, you hang from your gonads.…"]] — depends on progress
+<span id="dlg-Dialogue-1629"></span>'''Lorice:''' GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!
+:› Oops, wrong house. ''(end)''
+<span id="dlg-Dialogue-1609"></span>'''Lorice:''' WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
+:› Whoa, calm down! Korith sent me! [[#dlg-Dialogue-1610|→]]
+<span id="dlg-Dialogue-1610"></span>'''Lorice:''' Did you ever think to fucking knock first?!
+:› Oh...umm. Actually, no. Sorry. [[#dlg-Dialogue-1611|→]]
+<span id="dlg-Dialogue-1611"></span>'''Lorice:''' Well, why has my husband sent you here?
+:› Right. He won&#39;t be home tonight, he sa- [[#dlg-Dialogue-1612|→]]
+<span id="dlg-Dialogue-1612"></span>'''Lorice:''' What do you mean he won&#39;t be home tonight? He&#39;s not coming back?
+:› ...he said that he- [[#dlg-Dialogue-1613|→]]
+<span id="dlg-Dialogue-1613"></span>'''Lorice:''' HE DID SAY IT? SO HE&#39;S JUST LEAVING ME LIKE THAT, HUH?
+:› No, he has to pu- [[#dlg-Dialogue-1614|→]]
+<span id="dlg-Dialogue-1614"></span>'''Lorice:''' IT&#39;S THAT VALERIE CUNT, ISN&#39;T IT? THAT WHORE OF A BITCH, I SAW HER EYEBALLING HIM.
+:› No, he just has to wo- [[#dlg-Dialogue-1615|→]]
+<span id="dlg-Dialogue-1615"></span>'''Lorice:''' THAT BITCH OF A WHORE, I&#39;LL FUCKING KILL HER, I&#39;LL RIP HER WHORISH EYES OUT OF HER SKULL AND EAT THEM, I&#39;LL ST-.
+:› WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME FINISH?! HE HAS TO PULL ANOTHER SHIFT. THATS IT. [[#dlg-Dialogue-1616|→]]
+<span id="dlg-Dialogue-1616"></span>'''Lorice:''' Oh, why didn&#39;t you just say so?
+:› I tried! You just kept inter- [[#dlg-Dialogue-1617|→]]
+<span id="dlg-Dialogue-1617"></span>'''Lorice:''' Well, you didn&#39;t have to raise your voice with me. That was rude. Anyways, is that all?
+:› He also wanted me to bring him his dinner. [[#dlg-Dialogue-1618|→]]
+<span id="dlg-Dialogue-1618"></span>'''Lorice:''' Oops! I hadn&#39;t even started making it yet! Oh no, this isn&#39;t good! Here, take this gold to the tavern and find Erissa behind the counter cleaning cups. Tell her I need the &#39;burnt roast special&#39; for my husband. She&#39;ll know what it means. Bring it to my husband, and absolutely DO NOT tell him where you got it from. If you do - I swear, I will hunt you down, murder you, and hang you from your gonads on the old lamp post outside.
+:› Um...okay? Thanks, and have...a nice day? ''([[Won't be home in thyme for dinner.]]: advances to phase 2)'' ''(end)''
+<span id="dlg-Dialogue-1631"></span>'''Lorice:''' TAVERN. ERISSA. BURNT ROAST SPECIAL. NOW.
+:› Yes ma&#39;am. ''(end)''
+<span id="dlg-Dialogue-1630"></span>'''Lorice:''' Remember, if I find out you said anything, you hang from your gonads. Understood?
+:› Yes ma&#39;am. ''(end)''
+</div></div>
 [[Category:NPCs]]
 [[Category:Interactable NPCs]]
+[[Category:Quest NPCs]]