Template:NpcData/Earl the Lumberjack

Earl the Lumberjack
Aggressive	No
Hostile	No
Interactable	Yes

Interactions

Gives

Item	Amount
Beautifully Giftwrapped Package	1

Requests

Item	Amount
Beautifully Giftwrapped Package	1

Locations

This NPC spawns at 1 location(s).

Dialogue

10 lines of dialogue. Options are marked ›, → jumps to the line an option leads to.

Conversation starts

• "Yes, hello? I don't think I recognize you from the village. Wait... yo…"
• (silence)
• (silence)

Earl the Lumberjack: Yes, hello? I don't think I recognize you from the village. Wait... you were sent by my wife, weren't you?

› I was, actually - she asked me to deliver this gift to you! →

› Leave. (end)

Earl the Lumberjack: Oh, lovely... real lovely... isn't that just lovely?! Yet another package! Oooh, I wonder, what is it this time? What lovely gift has she thought up for his lovely husband, eh?!

› Are you... okay? →

Earl the Lumberjack: You think she what, sent a gift for me? Is that how she roped you into this? That manipulative witch, the only gifts she gives are to herself!

› Er... if you'd just take the package... →

› It's really not my place... →

Earl the Lumberjack: And what, you think I spend all my hours out here away from the village because I like it?! This way, I don't have to be anywhere near her!

› Look now... →

› Please... →

Earl the Lumberjack: Out here a man can freeze where he stands, and is constantly ambushed by wolves and goblins! Yet I spend even the nights out here, staring at the stars... relishing at the peace and quiet, only the sound of trees to comfort me...

› Can we wrap this up? No pun intended... →

› Could try talking to your wife...? →

Earl the Lumberjack: It’s freedom, that's what it is! Freedom from her constant schemes and manipulation. Freedom, such as I only may be afforded...

› I'm beginning to wish I was free... →

Earl the Lumberjack: I'll say, she may keep her packages and games! I'm done with them - I won't have it!

› Please, I can't take it back to her either... →

Earl the Lumberjack: Keep it then, but I'm not having it! I don’t care what’s in it, I don't want it. I'm drawing a line in the sand, or snow, or something! Good day!

› Right... (hand over Beautifully Giftwrapped Package; receive Beautifully Giftwrapped Package) (end)

Earl the Lumberjack: (silence)

› Continue (end)

Earl the Lumberjack: (silence)

› Continue (end)