Template:NpcData/Simo the Mortician
| Simo the Mortician | |
|---|---|
| Aggressive | No |
| Hostile | No |
| Interactable | Yes |
| Shop | Simo's Supplies |
Shop Inventory
| Item | Buy | Sell | Stock | Restock Time | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 |
Rope | 5  |
3 |
∞ | - |
 |
Wooden Chair | 5 |
3 |
∞ | - |
Locations
This NPC spawns at 1 location(s).
Dialogue
2 lines of dialogue. Options are marked ›, → jumps to the line an option leads to.
Conversation starts
Morgue Salesman: Welcome, welcome! You've come at the perfect time. We’re having a special sale: two coffins for the price of one! And don’t forget about our extended family discount and free grooming services. What can I help you with today?
- › Tell me more about the sale. →
- › I’d like to browse your supplies. (opens Simo's Supplies) (end)
- › No thanks, just looking. (end)
Morgue Salesman: Ah, excellent choice! Our two-for-one coffin sale is perfect for those looking to prepare for the inevitable, or just want to take care of a loved one. And if you’ve got a big family, our extended family discount will make sure everyone’s covered! Plus, we throw in free grooming services to ensure your loved ones look their best on their final journey. Interested?
- › I’d like to browse your supplies. (opens Simo's Supplies) (end)
- › Sounds great, but not today. (end)