Wise Troll

Wise Troll
Level	25
Aggressive	No
Hostile	No
Interactable	Yes
Respawn	300s

Dialogue

27 lines of dialogue. Options are marked ›, → jumps to the line an option leads to.

Conversation starts

• "Why is hooman here? What does hooman want? WHY does hooman?" — depends on progress
• "Why is hooman here? What does hooman want? WHY does hooman?" — depends on progress
• "Gib wise troll many shiny rounds as hooman have hand-fingers and foot-…" — depends on progress
• "Find Cain. Outside of town hooman call 'HAE-WEND'. Show charm. Bring m…" — depends on progress
• "What you want?" — depends on progress
• "Wut you want?"

Wise Troll: Why is hooman here? What does hooman want? WHY does hooman?

› Wrong troll, sorry. (end)

Wise Troll: Why is hooman here? What does hooman want? WHY does hooman?

› Greetings, exhalted one. I was told to bring you an offering of many round shiny as I seek your audience. →

Wise Troll: Gib wise troll many shiny rounds as hooman have hand-fingers and foot-fingers, then get chance at riddle. Pass riddle, get wise troll help.

› Here, twenty coins. Now give me the stupid riddle. →

› Err, not thanks (end)

Wise Troll: There is river. You is cross river with bridge. You have troll with no legs. Puny youngling hooman that no walk, only cry loud. And big bag of shiny rounds. All need cross river.

› Okay? →

Wise Troll: You can no leave troll and youngling hooman, or troll eat hooman. You can no leave youngling hooman and bag of shiny rounds, or hooman eat shiny rounds. No leave alone or kill.

› Thats absurd! We humans don't eat coins! →

› Coins, seriously? Bah, whatever. Okay, humans eat coins in this riddle. Got it. Get on with it, wise troll. →

Wise Troll: If no for eat, why all hooman troll kill have bag of shiny rounds? If no for eat, then wut?

› We give the coins to others in exchange for food. →

› Doesn't matter. Riddle, now! →

Wise Troll: Hoomans dumb! Why no save time and just eat shiny round?

› We can't eat them, their made of gold - which ISN'T food, if you didn't notice. →

Wise Troll: Oh. That why hooman in cage always die when try to feed shiny rounds? I never see hooman eat shiny, now that me think it.

› Oh my...for fuck's sake, just give me the damn riddle already! →

Wise Troll: What do?

› Take the troll across river and place it on the other side. →

› Take the child across river and place it on the other side. →

› Take the coins across river and place it on the other side. →

› I go over empty-handed to the other side. →

Wise Troll: Youngling hooman eat bag of shiny rounds when you gone. HOOMAN LOSE. BRING MORE SHINY FOR TRY AGAIN.

› Shit, I'm such a dumbass. You literally JUST went over this. I should feel really bad about myself. (end)

Wise Troll: You on other side of bridge with hooman. Now wut do?

› I go back to the side I started at. →

› I take the child back to the side I started at. →

› I toss the child into the river because riddles are stupid. I don't want to deal with this crap. (end)

Wise Troll: You back at start bridge now with troll and shiny bag. Wut do?

› Next I take the troll across river and place it on the other side. →

› Next I take the coins across river and place it on the other side. →

Wise Troll: You on other side with hooman and troll. Now wut do?

› I go back to the side I started at. →

› I take the troll back to the start and place it down again. →

› I take the child back to the start and place it down again. →

Wise Troll: WRONG! Troll ate hooman you left alone! HOOMAN LOSE. BRING MORE SHINY FOR TRY AGAIN.

› How do I even manage to feed myself on a daily basis? I'm a fucking idiot! I should feel really bad about myself. (end)

Wise Troll: You at start with hooman and shiny bag. Wut do?

› I go back to the other side. →

› Next I take the child across river and place it on the other side. →

› Next I take the coins across river and place it on the other side. →

Wise Troll: You on other side with shiny bag and troll. Now wut do?

› Oh for fuck's sake! I HATE riddles! I go back. I bring the kid over. It's done. The stupid riddle is done. →

Wise Troll: Hooman finish riddle! Wise troll help with the thing now. What need?

› Finally. The cook wants me to get a 'special meat box' and apparently I need some sort of charm or something, and more information as to where I would find a box of meat. →

Wise Troll: Here sacred charm. Show to meat man when find him. He know what do. Tell him we get more meat for him to make tiny meat socks out of. He owe us box of meat socks from last time.

› This is...oh wow, thats a lot of...human...baby...skulls. Anyways - I find the meat man and show him this disgusting thing, he gives me a box, I bring it back? Okay, so where is this 'meat' man? →

Wise Troll: Meat man go by name Cain.

› ...and where is this 'Cain' residing? →

› Oh! I know who he is. Right outside of Haywind. Sells sausage - err, 'meat socks'. Kind of an odd little fellow. Got it - I'll return with the 'meat socks'. (end)

Wise Troll: Outside of town with river through it. That way, but not close town. Other town. *the wise troll points southwest*

› Okay, outside of Haywind. Got it. (end)

Wise Troll: You on other side with hooman and shiny bag. Now wut do?

› I go back to the side I started at. →

› I take the child back to the start and place it down again. →

› I take the coins back to the start and place them down again. →

Wise Troll: You at start with troll and hooman. Wut do?

› I go back to the other side. →

› I take the child to the other side and place it down again. →

› I take the troll to the other side and place it down again. →

Wise Troll: Troll chomp youngling hooman in half when you go away! HOOMAN LOSE. BRING MORE SHINY FOR TRY AGAIN.

› Bah, that was fucking stupid of me. You literally JUST went over this. I should feel really bad about myself. (end)

Wise Troll: You leave all alone? Hooman eat shiny bag, troll eat hooman! HOOMAN LOSE. BRING MORE SHINY FOR TRY AGAIN.

› Wow, that was fucking stupid of me. I should feel really bad about myself. (end)

Wise Troll: Find Cain. Outside of town hooman call 'HAE-WEND'. Show charm. Bring meat socks back. Dat way. *points southwest*

› Right. (end)

Wise Troll: What you want?

› Ah, nothing. (end)

Wise Troll: Wut you want?

› What was I supposed to do again? →