npc:bored_child
Bored Child
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Locations
Area | Spawns |
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Thornhill City | 3 |
Dialogue
(60) Bored Child: Adults are boring… whaddya want with us?1)
You kids have a habit of upsetting the locksmith? → (61)
Nothing, nevermind. → (0)
(61) Bored Child: Cranky Adams you mean? Oh yeah, he's so easy, hahaha! Gets all mad and red in the face every time.
→ (62)
(62) Bored Child: But our parents told us not to bother him no more, said they um… forbeddied us?
How about you cause a scene for him, one last time? → (63)
(63) Bored Child: Ummmm… I dunnooo… we'll get in trouble with our parents…
→ (64)
(64) Bored Child: Yeah, like… what's in it for us?
→ (65)
(65) Bored Child: Been craving for pie all day, oh sweet berry pie…! You gotta bring us pie.
→ (66)
(66) Bored Child: Yeah, we want pie! You get us a whole berry pie and we'll pull one on Cranky Adams - deal?
Funny you should say that, I happen to be carrying a pie with me… → (67)
I'll see what I can do. → (68)
(67) Bored Child: Oh, YAY!! SWEET!!
→ (0)
(68) Bored Child: *It should be possible possible to bake the berry pie the children are requesting, though it may take some skill not to make a mess of it.*
Leave. → (0)
(70) Bored Child: Oh look, it's that adult again. Did you bring us pie? No pie, no getting us pull a prank on Cranky Adams.2)
Oh yes, I happen to be carrying a pie. → (67)
There really isn't anything else I could offer you? → (71)
Don't have one right now… → (0)
(71) Bored Child: We want PIE!!
→ (72)
(72) Bored Child: Yeah, berry pie! Don't want nothing else!
→ (73)
(73) Bored Child: No pie, no prank on Adams. Don't wanna get in trouble with our parents for nothin'.
→ (74)
(74) Bored Child: *It should be possible possible to bake the berry pie the children are requesting, though it may take some skill not to make a mess of it.*
Leave. → (0)
(260) Bored Child: Oh, it's you. We got in trouble with our parents from last time, you know?3)
Um, I was actually hoping you could distract the locksmith again. → (261)
Leave. → (0)
(261) Bored Child: No, we're not doing anything for you! Cranky Adams is gonna shout at our parents again and we'll get in more trouble. And we're full of berry pie now, so there's nothing we want from you anymore!
Nothing, really? Surely there must be something… → (262)
(262) Bored Child: Well, maybe… umm… hmm… if you were to get us a thing… The magical lady who sells magical things in this neighborhood has a thing we want. It's like a magical bomb…
→ (263)
(263) Bored Child: Oh yea, we want the magic bomb! But we got in trouble with the magic lady just for asking for it… But you're a grown up, you can get it for us!
Where's the magic lady? → (264)
Deal, I get you the magic bomb and you'll distract the locksmith. → (265)
(264) Bored Child: In the neighborhood like we said, silly! Like just behind the corner towards the market.
Deal, I get you the magic bomb and you'll distract the locksmith. → (265)
(265) Bored Child: Yay! You're like what my parents call a responsible adult!
Cool… Updates Historical Undertaking the II to phase 4. → (0)
(270) Bored Child: We'll prank the locksmith again, but this time we wanna see something really cool. We won't do it unless you bring us a magic bomb from the magic lady!4)
Just as well, I brought the magic bomb with me. → (272)
Remind me again, a magic bomb from a magic lady? → (271)
Leave. → (0)
(272) Bored Child: Woooaaah, really? No wayyy! Wow, so cool!
→ (273)
(271) Bored Child: Oh my gods, are you like slow or something? There's a magic lady in this neighborhood who has a magic shop. And she has magic bombs, we've seen them! We want one, but she won't give any to us.
I'm joking, I've brought the bomb already. → (0)
Just hold on, I'm working on it. → (0)
(273) Bored Child: Hold back, sir! I know just the place to put this. We want revenge on Cranky Adams for telling on us to our parents!
Works for me… → (0)
3)
Requires phase 3 of Historical Undertaking the II
4)
Requires phase 4 of Historical Undertaking the II
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