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Earl the Lumberjack
Level	1
Aggresive	False
Spawn Locations

(8600) Earl the Lumberjack: Yes, hello? I don't think I recognize you from the village. Wait… you were sent by my wife, weren't you?

I was, actually - she asked me to deliver this gift to you! → (8601)

Leave. → (0)

(8601) Earl the Lumberjack: Oh, lovely… real lovely… isn't that just lovely?! Yet another package! Oooh, I wonder, what is it this time? What lovely gift has she thought up for his lovely husband, eh?!

Are you… okay? → (8602)

(8602) Earl the Lumberjack: You think she what, sent a gift for me? Is that how she roped you into this? That manipulative witch, the only gifts she gives are to herself!

Er… if you'd just take the package… → (8605)

It's really not my place… → (8605)

(8605) Earl the Lumberjack: And what, you think I spend all my hours out here away from the village because I like it?! This way, I don't have to be anywhere near her!

Look now… → (8606)

Please… → (8606)

(8606) Earl the Lumberjack: Out here a man can freeze where he stands, and is constantly ambushed by wolves and goblins! Yet I spend even the nights out here, staring at the stars… relishing at the peace and quiet, only the sound of trees to comfort me…

Can we wrap this up? No pun intended… → (8607)

Could try talking to your wife…? → (8607)

(8607) Earl the Lumberjack: It’s freedom, that's what it is! Freedom from her constant schemes and manipulation. Freedom, such as I only may be afforded…

I'm beginning to wish I was free… → (8608)

(8608) Earl the Lumberjack: I'll say, she may keep her packages and games! I'm done with them - I won't have it!

Please, I can't take it back to her either… → (8609)

(8609) Earl the Lumberjack: Keep it then, but I'm not having it! I don’t care what’s in it, I don't want it. I'm drawing a line in the sand, or snow, or something! Good day!

Right… Gives 1 Beautifully Giftwrapped Package. → (0)