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Mona Lizz
Level	1
Aggresive	False
Wandering Distance	2
Spawn Locations

(1080) Mona Lizz: C'mon, Anders! Quit moaning, I gotta get to Bootlegger's.¹⁾

→ (1081)

(1081) Ferryman Anders: Euugh… aaaaaghhh…

What's going on? → (1082)

Leave. → (0)

(1082) Mona Lizz: This idiot here got bitten by way to many swamp insects, at least that's what I think he said somewhere between all his howling.

I need to get across, deeper into the swamp. → (1083)

I see, good luck I guess. → (0)

(1083) Mona Lizz: You and me both, but Anders here refuses to move his buttocks. He's what - spent his entire life around here? Now he gets caught by a rookie mistake like letting a swarm of bloodsuckers catch him, ridiculous.

→ (1084)

(1084) Ferryman Anders: Aghhhh… me skin's aflame…

Can't we just take the boat ourselves? → (1085)

There must be something to help him. → (1087)

(1085) Mona Lizz: You don't know this place very well, do you? Anders knows which ways you can go to avoid getting crushed by the swamp devourer's tentacles. Without someone like him, you're stepping into a death trap.

What's the swamp devourer? → (1086)

There must be something to help him. → (1087)

(1087) Mona Lizz: Hm… well, I suppose we could slather a bunch of swamp goop on his skin. It's pretty foul stuff, but I recall it's a proven trick.

→ (1088)

(1086) Mona Lizz: Hell if I know, not sure anyone does really. The thing must reside somewhere underground, because all anyone sees up above are its tentacles. Don't know about you, but personally I'm not too fussed about meeting that creature up close.

There must be something to help him. → (1087)

(1088) Ferryman Anders: No goop… no goop! …just get me… erhmmm… beer…! enough beer to make me numb…!

I happen to be carrying goop (3x) . → (1089)

I happen to be carrying beer (3x) . → (1090)

What's this goop? → (1092)

I'll see what I can do. → (1093)

(1089) Mona Lizz: Let's slather him up. Stay still Anders, and if you open your mouth to complain, that's where I'll stuff the goop.

→ (0)

(1090) Mona Lizz: *scoffs* Not sure how safe I'll feel in a boat steered by a drunk.

→ (1091)

(1092) Mona Lizz: Oh it's all around the swamp, has a bit of a will of its own. Stuff crawls out from whatever holes and tries to strangle you. Usually stops wriggling though, after you beat it hard enough.

I happen to have found some already (3x) . → (1089)

I happen to be carrying beer (3x) . → (1090)

I'll see what I can do. → (1093)

(1093) Mona Lizz: Okay, cool…

Updates A Swamp Cure to phase 1. → (0)

Leave. → (0)

(1091) Ferryman Anders: yesss… give it 'ere…

→ (0)

(1100) Mona Lizz: Oh, it's you again. We're still here, Anders is still the same.²⁾

I bring some of that swamp goop. (3x) → (1089)

Alright, I bring gifts of beer. (3x) → (1090)

What's the matter with him again? → (1102)

Leave. → (0)

(1102) Mona Lizz: This idiot here got bitten by way to many swamp insects, at least that's what I think he said in between all that howling. He's what, spent his entire life around here and gets caught by a rookie error like letting a swarm of bloodsuckers catch him?

→ (1103)

(1103) Ferryman Anders: Aghhhh… me skin's aflame…

→ (1104)

(1104) Mona Lizz: We could slather a bunch of swamp goop on his skin. It's pretty foul stuff, but I recall it's a proven trick.

→ (1088)

(1370) Mona Lizz: Hey you. We were on the boat together, in case you forgot or something. I'm Mona Lizz, by the way.

That your real name? → (1371)

I'm leaving. → (0)

(1371) Mona Lizz: Why, you don't think it sounds like a real name? Pfff, fine, you got me. But I'm not telling you my real name. I'm an aristocrat's daughter from Thornhill. Loving dear old papa's probably looking for me…

→ (1372)

(1372) Mona Lizz: All he wants is for me to wear fancy dresses, attend balls and get married with someone I don't care about, the sooner the better. Can you imagine - me?! Told the old man I wanna chase adventure, like heroes from stories I read as a child. He just laughed and called me a silly girl. So I left.

Why come here? → (1373)

Good for you. → (0)

(1373) Mona Lizz: Oh, I've drifted here and there for some time now, got to know places, had small adventures… mostly boring adventures. Then I read about treasures of all kind lost in the swamp, left behind by other brave adventurers who perished here, you know?

→ (1374)

(1374) Mona Lizz: I mean to find some! Er, just as soon as I know where to look… was hoping to overhear some juicy secret in the tavern actually. I've been this way a few times, thing here is you never know who's gonna pop through the door for a drink, and the things they know…

I see, good luck with that. → (0)