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Sergeant Stafford
Level	1
Aggresive	False
Spawn Locations

(2000) Sergeant Stafford: You're some new guy? I wasn't told to expect a new guy. Eh, nobody ever tells anything to anyone around here. Anyway, get to it then, do some guarding.¹⁾

Care for some beer? → (2001)

Leave. → (0)

(2001) Sergeant Stafford: Wait, wait, wait… what are you saying?! You bring corruption and ruin with you into this temple of discipline?! And you offer it to me, your superior?! You think there won't be consequences?!

… → (2002)

(2002) Sergeant Stafford: …bwahhahahaha! Just messin' with you, should've seen your face! Ahh… brilliant move, new guy, this post is dull as churning butter. Beer's the best way into the good graces of your fellow men around here, myself included. C'mon then, throw a couple pints this way!

Ah… haha… here you go… → (0)

Hold on, I'll get some more… → (0)