npc:sly_jonne
Sly Jonne
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Sly Jonne 1
Sly Jonne | |
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Level | 1 |
Aggresive | False |
Stats | |
Movement Speed | 8.0 |
Spawn Locations | |
Sly Jonne 30
Sly Jonne | |
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Level | 30 |
Tags | Friendly |
Can Fight | True |
Aggresive | False |
Team | 2 |
Respawn Time | 00:00:05 |
Stats | |
Health | 106.0 |
Magical Resistance | 39.0 |
Physical Resistance | 53.0 |
Ranged Resistance | 53.0 |
Physical Accuracy | 90.0 |
Physical Damage | 12.0 |
Spawn Locations | |
Locations
Area | Spawns |
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Aure Cliffs | 2 |
Bandit Fortress Basement | 1 |
Haywind | 3 |
Haywind sewer | 1 |
Marauder's Underbelly | 2 |
Dialogue
(660) Sly Jonne: Ah, new face! Over here please, you must listen to me. There's been a dreadful misunderstanding. You see, I shouldn't be here at all! They've got the wrong man, I assure you! But you look like a kind chap, you'll help me, won't you?1)
Sly Jonne, I assume? Zathe sent me. → (661)
Leave. → (0)
(661) Sly Jonne: Oh… I hate it when they call me that, there's nothing sly about me, I assure you. I'd rather describe myself as entrepreneurial! Anyway, I doubt there's anything I'd want to say to Zathe, or in this case his retainers. He's the one who put me in here, you know? I'm quite upset about that.
What did you do to earn your sentence? → (665)
And now, as fate would have it, he's sent me to break you out. → (662)
(665) Sly Jonne: It was nothing really! An absolute travesty of justice, if you ask me; I'd been selling my usual patch of herbal tonics that promote hair growth, or healthy shiny hair, or something. Just so happened one of my balding customers had a severe allergic reaction… just so happened, he was also a close friend of Zathe's…
Hair tonics, really? Where did you get them from? → (666)
Well, he thinks you've served enough time, and has sent me to break you out. → (662)
(662) Sly Jonne: Oh my… break me out you say? That is interesting. If Zathe's willing to do that, he must desperately want my help with something. Of course, I am a very helpful man… but my help does come at a price. Well, do you have the key?
Yes, let's get you out of there. → (663)
The key…? → (664)
(666) Sly Jonne: Why, my cousin Slick Eddie from Ratcliffe sourced them for me. Now before you go accusing me of anything, I was absolutely confident those tonics worked. They were made of all natural ingredients too, good for overall health… balancing the humors, that sort of thing, you know?
Well, Zathe thinks you've served enough time, and has sent me to break you out. → (662)
(663) Sly Jonne: Wonderful!
→ (0)
(664) Sly Jonne: Yes, the key! I'm not sure what you had in mind, but keys would certainly be the easiest, most hassle free way to break me out. I believe they hang behind the sergeant's desk, seldom unattended though. If it was down to me, I'd be looking for a diversion.
Yes, well I do in fact have the key. → (663)
Yes, I'm sure I can come up with something. → (0)
(670) Sly Jonne: I do hope you're serious about getting me out. Or is this some elaborate prank - a game where you swindle the swindler? Well I'll have you know, I don't mind these lodgings! The food is just awful though… Please, you're getting me out, right?2)
Found the key! → (672)
What did you do to earn your sentence? → (671)
Hold on. → (0)
(672) Sly Jonne: Wonderful!
→ (0)
(671) Sly Jonne: It was nothing really! An absolute travesty of justice, if you ask me; I'd been selling my usual patch of herbal tonics that promote hair growth, or healthy shiny hair, or something. Just so happened one of my balding customers had a severe allergic reaction… just so happened, he was also a close friend of Zathe's…
I've found the key. → (672)
Hair tonics, really? Where did you get them from? → (673)
Hold on. → (0)
(673) Sly Jonne: Why, my cousin Slick Eddie from Ratcliffe sourced them for me. Now before you go accusing me of anything, I was absolutely confident those tonics worked. They were made of all natural ingredients too, good for overall health… balancing the humors, that sort of thing, you know?
I've found the key. → (672)
Stay put, I'll be back. → (0)
(680) Sly Jonne: I'm free, but what now? I'm guessing a breakout doesn't involve walking out of the front door. Please tell me you came in with a plan…?3)
There's a weak spot somewhere on the floorstones, where we can break through. → (681)
Just hold, I know what I'm doing… → (0)
(681) Sly Jonne: You mean to drag me through the sewage pipe that runs beneath the fort, how undignified! Alas, I suppose I have no brighter ideas at hand. Thankfully the guards enjoying their beers are getting ever noisier, I doubt we'd get away with crashing through the floor otherwise. I trust you brought miner's tools, a pickaxe perhaps?
I know what I'm doing… → (0)
(685) Sly Jonne: Awfully dark in the tunnel, would be a struggle to crawl through without a torch. And is that the squeking of rats I hear?! Ugh, sewer rats can get absolutely feral around here, trust me I know - I've smuggled my fair share of goods beneath this city.4)
So what's the quarrel between you and Zathe? → (686)
Stick close… → (0)
(686) Sly Jonne: Did I not say? He's the one who locked me up in this place. I've known him for a good while too, always thought we had something of an understanding, him and I… shows what I know.
Remind me, what did you do? → (687)
Stick close now, I'll lead us out of here. → (0)
(687) Sly Jonne: It was nothing really! An absolute travesty of justice, if you ask me; I'd been selling my usual patch of herbal tonics that promote hair growth, or healthy shiny hair, or something. Just so happened one of my balding customers had a severe allergic reaction… just so happened, he was also a close friend of Zathe's…
Really, where did you get such tonics from? → (688)
Stick close now, I'll lead us out of here. → (0)
(688) Sly Jonne: Why, my cousin Slick Eddie from Ratcliffe sourced them for me. Now before you go accusing me of anything, I was absolutely confident those tonics worked. They were made of all natural ingredients too, good for overall health… balancing the humors, that sort of thing, you know?
Stick close now, I'll lead us out of here. → (0)
(690) Sly Jonne: Ah, fresh air, finally! Alright, friend, time to thank you for this change in scenery. Alas, now I have half a mind of disappearing into the wind. As far as my feelings are concerned, I don't owe Zathe anything.5)
What's the quarrel between you and Zathe? → (693)
Could be worth your while though, Zathe told me your prior offenses will be pardoned. → (691)
(693) Sly Jonne: Did I not say? He's the one who locked me up in this place. I've known him for a good while too, always thought we had something of an understanding, him and I… shows what I know.
Remind me, what did you do? → (694)
Could be worth your while to hear him out, Zathe told me your prior offenses will be pardoned. → (691)
(691) Sly Jonne: A full pardon, you say? Hah, I wonder… If that was truly the case, then he wouldn't have had the need to smuggle me out of prison through this little backdoor! You won't convince me by trying to play me for a fool.
How about a chance to be a hero then…? → (696)
You're right, Zathe's requesting your help against the wishes of the Mayor. → (697)
If you know Zathe, then you know he's honest - he'll find a way to compensate you. → (698)
(694) Sly Jonne: It was nothing really! An absolute travesty of justice, if you ask me; I'd been selling my usual patch of herbal tonics that promote hair growth, or healthy shiny hair, or something. Just so happened one of my balding customers had a severe allergic reaction… just so happened, he was also a close friend of Zathe's…
Really, where did you get such tonics from? → (695)
Could be worth your while to hear him out, Zathe told me your prior offenses will be pardoned. → (691)
(696) Sly Jonne: A hero?! What do you take me for?! You're only making this ordeal sound even less enticing to me, if such a thing was possible!
If you know Zathe, then you know he's honest - he'll find a way to compensate you. → (698)
Well you're right about the breakout, Zathe's in fact requesting your help against the wishes of the Mayor… → (697)
(697) Sly Jonne: Halt, you said what? The old soldier's stopped following orders blindly? He's taken a rebellious turn against the Mayor and started doing his own thinking for a change? Now that's something I might actually want to see…
So you'll hear him out then? He's waiting for you at the Town Hall. → (692)
(698) Sly Jonne: Ah, well you see that argument might have won me over in the past. I thought I knew the man, but ever since he threw me into that prison cell for practically no good reason at all… I'm just not so sure anymore.
How about a chance to be a hero then…? → (696)
Well you're right about the breakout, Zathe's in fact requesting your help against the wishes of the Mayor… → (697)
(695) Sly Jonne: Why, my cousin Slick Eddie from Ratcliffe sourced them for me. Now before you go accusing me of anything, I was absolutely confident those tonics worked. They were made of all natural ingredients too, good for overall health… balancing the humors, that sort of thing, you know?
Could be worth your while to hear him out, Zathe told me your prior offenses will be pardoned. → (691)
(692) Sly Jonne: Ah, fine I suppose. First, though, I'll find something more appropriate to wear. One thing they don't much seem to care for in prison is personal hygiene. As for Zathe, he better be able to offer something worth my while… Suppose I'll see you at the Town Hall, then.
Updates Prison Break to phase 8. → (0)
(700) Sasha Stonefort: Hey, you're back - finally! Zathe brought me up to speed on all the roguery you've been up to. I hope it was worth it; ever since Jonne appeared, these two have mostly been trading insults. Maybe now that you're here, we can turn matters to something sensible.6)
→ (701)
(701) Sly Jonne: You mean to imply our conversation hasn't been sensible thus far? Why, Zathe and I have just been reminiscing about good old days. Nothing more than friendly misunderstandings between us, I'm sure.
→ (702)
(702) Zathe Vraine: No misunderstandings have been had. You're nothing but a scoundrel and there's no use pretending otherwise. We've gone through great trouble to have you here, perhaps it's time we raise discussion as to why.
Yes, let's cut to the matter at hand - what do you know of Lord Blackshield? → (703)
Everyone playing nice? → (717)
I'll come back later. → (0)
(703) Sly Jonne: So you've finally come across his name, have you? The Mayor would never have the guts to oppose such a dangerous man, of course he wouldn't… you little heroes are acting on your own accord! The real question is, what can you offer me to turn against the Blackshield?
→ (704)
(717) Sasha Stonefort: You mean these two? They'll be fine, I think, just seems there's some history between them. The way I understand it, Zathe used to be pretty lenient with Jonne's schemes up until he caused some real harm. For Jonne, Zathe's sudden change of attitude might have come off as something of a betrayal though…
Let's cut to the matter at hand - what does Jonne know of Lord Blackshield? → (703)
I'll come back later. → (0)
(704) Sasha Stonefort: Oh, I'll… ask father to reward you with lots of gold for your noble services! Um… just as soon as we've dealt with the bandits… I'm sure he'll see our side of things, once we've dealt a mortal blow to the bandit horde and all…
→ (705)
(705) Zathe Vraine: Hrrmph… As for myself, I can promise to do what I can to have your name cleared, your past misdeeds forgiven. But refuse us, and you better make sure I never see your face in this city again! Else I will return you straight back to where we found you, and leave you there to rot.
→ (706)
(706) Sly Jonne: Zathe, my dear friend, there really is no need to resort to such unpleasantries! I may just as well take you up on your offer, for I have no love for Lord Blackshield myself. Truth be told, I found him quite brutish and troublesome when he first showed up around these parts. The kind who gives us honest criminals a bad name, you understand?
So he's not from around here? → (707)
What do you think he's after? → (708)
Just another bandit lord as far as I'm concerned, all we need to know is where to find him. → (709)
(707) Sly Jonne: I should think not. I've been running schemes… mean to say, 'trading' in Haywind for all my life, which is quite some while now. Blackshield appeared as though from thin air, with no other name or known past. He started recruiting anyone who'd join his grand campaign to squeeze Haywind dry…
But what is he after? → (708)
Regardless, what matters most is to find him and stop him. → (709)
(708) Sly Jonne: Gold, I should presume? What else would men like him possibly want? Although the way he's going about it, attacking innocent townsfolk and crippling the city, it seems unusually malicious… But what do I know, perhaps he's the kind of man who wants to watch the world burn?
You implied he's not from around here? → (707)
Regardless, what matters most is to find him and stop him. → (709)
(709) Sly Jonne: Sure, I can tell you where to find him… but getting to him will require more than I can offer. You see, there is a cave hidden within the Green Coppice northwest of the city - The Marauder's Underbelly - where unsavory men have often hidden from the reach of law. Lord Blackshield made it his home, and since his arrival, he's raised palisade fortifications all around it.
→ (710)
(710) Zathe Vraine: Yes, the bandit fortress… our scouts couldn't have missed it and I always found it curious. I suppose thisLord
Blackshield wanted to make a castle for himself? In any case, if we mean to assault it, we'll need to gather allies. While the Mayor won't be of any help, there are others who might join our fight.
→ (711)
(711) Zathe Vraine: However, convincing them to join us may require some powers of persuasion, and… ahem… I'm not much of a diplomat - much more comfortable swinging a good sword - and Sasha is a little young and blue eyed for these things…
Whom should we try to recruit as allies? → (712)
Yes, that leaves me… → (716)
(712) Zathe Vraine: To start with, Haywind's Deputies are honorable crime fighting men who also act with a high degree of autonomy. They alone won't be enough though… to fill our ranks, we could ask the mercenaries of the Mercoss Warrior Band. Finally, we could use some heavy firepower, and I have just the idea; the Hydrobor Magi aren't beholden to the mayor, and may be inclined to offer us aid.
Tell me more about Hydrobor Magi. → (713)
Who are the Deputies? → (714)
The mercenary band, can they be trusted? → (715)
Very well, I understand this task falls on me… → (716)
(716) Zathe Vraine: Excellent! I'll write my contacts down for you on a note, don't hesitate to ask if you have further questions. In the meantime, while you're off on a recruitment mission, we'll see if Jonne can round up any of his old contacts to fight for the city.*Zathe hands you a note containing prospective allies and their locations.*
Very well. Gives 1 Zathe's Contacts. → (0)
(713) Zathe Vraine: Magi of the Hydrobor Academy have an enclave in the northeastern part of the city. They've already done a great service to our people by maintaining a favorable weather for our farmers through their magics. If you were to approach their emissary residing in the wizard's tower, I'm sure they could be persuaded to help us defend our city.
Who are the Deputies? → (714)
The mercenary band, can they be trusted? → (715)
Very well, I understand this task falls on me… → (716)
(714) Zathe Vraine: I know Deputies Rieler and Ernsthart personally. They command the loyalty of a few good men and I have no doubts about them joining us, but they're already busy dealing with missions of their own. You'll find Rieler at the militia camp west of the city, while Ernsthart was last known to camp across the river, beyond the harbor to the northeast.
The mercenary band, can they be trusted? → (715)
Tell me more about Hydrobor Magi. → (713)
Very well, I understand this task falls on me… → (716)
(715) Zathe Vraine: The mercenary band is lead by Rane Mercoss, who's camped in the mountain pass southwest of the city. He has no trouble fighting for any cause, including ours, so long as he's paid what he's owed. I only hope he will turn out to be reasonable with his demands, but that is something you must determine for yourself…
Tell me more about Hydrobor Magi. → (713)
Who are the Deputies? → (714)
Very well, I understand this task falls on me… → (716)
(726) Sly Jonne: Well, aren't we an unlikely bunch of friends? A grizzled old warrior, a naive - if determined - young girl, a rogue turned against his own kind, and an… adventurer? Indeed, I haven't yet made up my mind about what you are…7)
I've attended to Zathe's contacts - they will join us in the assault. → (745)
Let's discuss the allies I'm meant to recruit for our fight. → (728)
Wanted to ask about Lord Blackshield and his bandit fortress. → (734)
Wondering what all of you will be up to while I'm off to do the hard work? → (738)
Could use another note on Zathe's contacts… → (741)
Leave. → (0)
(745) Zathe Vraine: Wonderful news, that means we're finally ready to strike! I'll send word to our allies - we shall be gathering at a forward camp near the bandit fortress, in the woods to the northwest. Join us there when you're ready, and together we shall begin our assault!
Very good. → (0)
Hold on a moment, there's something else to discuss first… → (733)
(728) Zathe Vraine: Lord Blackshield's bandits have fortified their base with palisades, we can't just walk up to them and expect to assault their camp by our lonesome. While we can't rely on the mayor providing us any official help either, that doesn't mean there aren't other worthy allies to be found in this city.
→ (729)
(734) Sly Jonne: Ah yes, the self-styled Bandit Lord. I certainly hold no love for Blackshield. Frankly, I found him quite brutish and troublesome when he first showed up around these parts. The kind who gives a bad name to us honest criminals, you know?
Where did the Bandit Lord come from? → (735)
What do you think the Bandit Lord's after? → (736)
What do you know about the Bandit Lord's fortress? → (737)
Nevermind, let's talk about something else… → (733)
(738) Sly Jonne: There must still be honorable rogues left in this city, I'm sure I'm not the only one with a distaste for Lord Blackshield's kind. I'll seek out some of my old contacts, perhaps they may be convinced to bury a few arrows into Blackshield's horde, in exchange for adequate promises of gold, of course…
→ (739)
(741) Zathe Vraine: Certainly!*Zathe writes a note containing prospective allies and their locations, and hands it over to you.*
Thanks. Gives 1 Zathe's Contacts. → (0)
(733) Zathe Vraine: Whatever you need. We're allies in this, it's important we're all on the same page.
I've attended to your contacts - they will join us in the assault. → (745)
Let's discuss the allies I'm meant to recruit for our fight. → (728)
Wanted to ask about Lord Blackshield and his bandit fortress. → (734)
Wondering what all of you will be up to while I'm off to do the hard work? → (738)
Could use another note on Zathe's contacts… → (741)
Leave. → (0)
(729) Zathe Vraine: To start with, Haywind's Deputies are honorable crime fighting men who also act with a high degree of autonomy. They alone won't be enough though… to fill our ranks, we could ask the mercenaries of the Mercoss Warrior Band. Finally, we could use some heavy firepower, and I have just the idea; the Hydrobor Magi aren't beholden to the mayor, and may be inclined to offer us aid.
Who are the Deputies? → (730)
The mercenary band, can they be trusted? → (731)
Tell me more about Hydrobor Magi. → (732)
There's something else on my mind… → (733)
(735) Sly Jonne: Nobody quite knows, but he's certainly not from around here. I've been running schemes… ahem, 'trading' in Haywind for all my life, which is quite some while now. Blackshield appeared as though from thin air, with no other name or known past. He started recruiting anyone who'd join his grand campaign to squeeze Haywind dry…
What do you think the Bandit Lord's after? → (736)
What do you know about the Bandit Lord's fortress? → (737)
Nevermind, let's talk about something else… → (733)
(736) Sly Jonne: Gold, I should presume? What else would men like him possibly want? Although the way he's going about it, attacking innocent townsfolk and crippling the city, it seems unusually malicious… But what do I know, perhaps he's the kind of man who wants to watch the world burn?
What do you know about the Bandit Lord's fortress? → (737)
Where did the Bandit Lord come from? → (735)
Nevermind, let's talk about something else… → (733)
(737) Sly Jonne: There's a cave hidden within Green Coppice northwest of the city - The Marauder's Underbelly - where unsavory men have often hidden from the reach of law. Lord Blackshield made it his home, and since his arrival, he's raised palisade fortifications all around it. Turned it into his personal castle, I presume…
Where did the Bandit Lord come from? → (735)
What do you think the Bandit Lord's after? → (736)
Nevermind, let's talk about something else… → (733)
(739) Zathe Vraine: Which means somebody needs to keep an eye on Jonne, to keep him out of trouble and to make sure he doesn't forget himself out there. A heavy burden to be sure, and one that must fall on my old shoulders.
→ (740)
(730) Zathe Vraine: I know Deputies Rieler and Ernsthart personally. They command the loyalty of a few good men and I have no doubts about them joining us, but they're already busy dealing with missions of their own. You'll find Rieler at the militia camp west of the city, while Ernsthart was last known to camp across the river, beyond the harbor to the northeast.
The mercenary band, can they be trusted? → (731)
Tell me more about Hydrobor Magi. → (732)
There's something else on my mind… → (733)
(731) Zathe Vraine: The mercenary band is lead by Rane Mercoss, who's camped in the mountain pass southwest of the city. He has no trouble fighting for any cause, including ours, so long as he's paid what he's owed. I only hope he will turn out to be reasonable with his demands, but that is something you must determine for yourself…
Tell me more about Hydrobor Magi. → (732)
Who are the Deputies? → (730)
There's something else on my mind… → (733)
(732) Zathe Vraine: Magi of the Hydrobor Academy have an enclave in the northeastern part of the city. They've already done a great service to our people by maintaining a favorable weather for our farmers through their magics. If you were to approach their emissary residing in the wizard's tower, I'm sure they could be persuaded to help us defend our city.
Who are the Deputies? → (730)
The mercenary band, can they be trusted? → (731)
There's something else on my mind… → (733)
(740) Sasha Stonefort: Yes, and in turn I shall…! Hmm, well, I'm going to keep our spirits high of course! And these two will need somebody to make sure stay on amicable terms, that will be my job I think.
Let's discuss the allies I'm meant to recruit for our fight. → (728)
Wanted to ask about Lord Blackshield and his bandit fortress. → (734)
Could use another note on Zathe's contacts… → (741)
Leave. → (0)
(825) Sly Jonne: I managed to round up some old friends to our aid; they may not look much, but each is worth a dozen of Blackshield's men, at the very least, I should like to think… Could have used Slick Eddie among our ranks, but alas, Zathe really put his foot down when it came to that.8)
Indeed. → (0)
(910) Sly Jonne: Looks like the Mayor's here, and he doesn't seem all too happy by our endeavor… Can't help but wonder what that means for my reward. What do you think; might have been too much to hope that slaying Blackshield would earn us a hero's welcome, eh?9)
We uncovered proof that Azzar Kheyn is a traitor. → (911)
Leave. → (0)
(911) Sly Jonne: Shhh, keep that down, would you? We don't want to spook the man now that he's so kindly walked himself into our camp, offering himself up to be captured. Zathe's already let us know, we're to pounce on Azzar on his mark…
Very good. → (0)
(930) Sly Jonne: Everyone's so shocked about Kheyn turning out to be some kind of renegade wizard. Of course you can't know something like that, but I've seen enough underworld business to guess there was more to the man than met the eye. You learn to never do business with someone who gives off a bad aura.10)
Speaking of business, chance on any interesting goods lately? → (931)
Indeed. → (0)
(931) Sly Jonne: Always! While everyone else was so busy fighting in Blackshield's fortress, I wrapped my fingers around some loot in passing. I mean, it's not like anyone else was picking it up, and I can't expect payment from the Mayor any time soon, what with the state he's in. I'd be happy to trade some of the stuff to you for a friendly price - got a few interesting goodies sent by cousin Slick Eddie too.
Opens Sly Jonne's Slick Goodies interface. → (0)
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Requires phase 5 of Prison Break
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Requires phase 6 of Prison Break
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Requires phase 7 of Prison Break
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Requires phase 8 of Prison Break
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Requires phase 1 of Assault on the Bandit Fortress
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Requires phase 3 of Assault on the Bandit Fortress
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Requires phase 6 of Assault on the Bandit Fortress
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Requires phase 8 of Assault on the Bandit Fortress
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