Bored Child

Bored Child
Aggressive	No
Hostile	No
Interactable	Yes

Interactions

Requests

Item	Amount
Magical Explosive	1
Sweet Berry Pie	1

Quests

• Historical Undertaking the II: Advances to phase 4

Locations

This NPC spawns at 6 location(s).

Dialogue

39 lines of dialogue. Options are marked ›, → jumps to the line an option leads to.

Conversation starts

• "Adults are boring... whaddya want with us?" — Requires quest A Historical Undertaking (phases 0–3)
• "Oh look, it's that adult again. Did you bring us pie? No pie, no getti…" — Requires quest A Historical Undertaking (phases 0–3)
• "Oh, it's you. We got in trouble with our parents from last time, you k…" — Requires quest Historical Undertaking the II (phase 3)
• "We'll prank the locksmith again, but this time we wanna see something…" — Requires quest Historical Undertaking the II (phases 4–8)
• "Ugh, jails are so boooring...!" — Requires quest The Loremaster of Thornhill (phase 4). Requires quest A Historical Undertaking (phase 999+). Requires quest Historical Undertaking the II (phase 999+)

Bored Child: Adults are boring... whaddya want with us?

› You kids have a habit of upsetting the locksmith? →

› Nothing, never mind. (end)

Bored Child: Cranky Adams you mean? Oh yeah, he's so easy, hahaha! Gets all mad and red in the face every time.

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Bored Child: But our parents told us not to bother him no more, said they um... forbeddied us?

› How about you cause a scene for him, one last time? →

Bored Child: Ummmm... I dunnooo... we'll get in trouble with our parents...

› Continue →

Bored Child: Yeah, like... what's in it for us?

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Bored Child: Been craving for pie all day, oh sweet berry pie...! You gotta bring us pie.

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Bored Child: Yeah, we want pie! You get us a whole berry pie and we'll pull one on Cranky Adams - deal?

› Funny you should say that, I happen to be carrying a pie with me... →

› I'll see what I can do. →

Bored Child: Oh, YAY!! SWEET!!

› Continue (hand over Sweet Berry Pie) (end)

Bored Child: *It should be possible possible to bake the berry pie the children are requesting, though it may take some skill not to make a mess of it.*

› Leave. (end)

Bored Child: Oh look, it's that adult again. Did you bring us pie? No pie, no getting us pull a prank on Cranky Adams.

› Oh yes, I happen to be carrying a pie. →

› There really isn't anything else I could offer you? →

› Don't have one right now... (end)

Bored Child: We want PIE!!

› Continue →

Bored Child: Yeah, berry pie! Don't want nothing else!

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Bored Child: No pie, no prank on Adams. Don't wanna get in trouble with our parents for nothin'.

› Continue →

Bored Child: *It should be possible possible to bake the berry pie the children are requesting, though it may take some skill not to make a mess of it.*

› Leave. (end)

Bored Child: Oh, it's you. We got in trouble with our parents from last time, you know?

› Um, I was actually hoping you could distract the locksmith again. →

› Leave. (end)

Bored Child: No, we're not doing anything for you! Cranky Adams is gonna shout at our parents again and we'll get in more trouble. And we're full of berry pie now, so there's nothing we want from you anymore!

› Nothing, really? Surely there must be something... →

Bored Child: Well, maybe... umm... hmm... if you were to get us a thing... The magical lady who sells magical things in this neighborhood has a thing we want. It's like a magical bomb...

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Bored Child: Oh yea, we want the magic bomb! But we got in trouble with the magic lady just for asking for it... But you're a grown up, you can get it for us!

› Where's the magic lady? →

› Deal, I get you the magic bomb and you'll distract the locksmith. →

Bored Child: In the neighborhood like we said, silly! Like just behind the corner towards the market.

› Deal, I get you the magic bomb and you'll distract the locksmith. →

Bored Child: Yay! You're like what my parents call a responsible adult!

› Very good... (Historical Undertaking the II: advances to phase 4) (end)

Bored Child: We'll prank the locksmith again, but this time we wanna see something really cool. We won't do it unless you bring us a magic bomb from the magic lady!

› Just as well, I brought the magic bomb with me. →

› Remind me again, a magic bomb from a magic lady? →

› Leave. (end)

Bored Child: Woooaaah, really? No wayyy! Wow, so cool!

› Continue →

Bored Child: Hold back, sir! I know just the place to put this. We want revenge on Cranky Adams for telling on us to our parents!

› Works for me... (hand over Magical Explosive) (end)

Bored Child: Oh my gods, are you like slow or something? There's a magic lady in this neighborhood who has a magic shop. And she has magic bombs, we've seen them! We want one, but she won't give any to us.

› I'm joking, I've brought the bomb already. (end)

› Just hold on, I'm working on it. (end)

Bored Child: Ugh, jails are so boooring...!

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Bored Child: I knooow, the guards are stupid and all they do is tell us to be quiet. I want out.

› Continue →

Bored Child: We've tried escaping a dozen times now, but maybe next time...

› Continue →

Bored Child: Shush you two, look who approaches!

› Continue →

Bored Child: Hey, it's you, Mister! You're the one who egged us on to perform more pranks on cranky Adams, the locksmith. You're here to get us out, right? Right...???

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Bored Child: You really should be! You know, it's kind of your fault we got into such trouble in the first place.

› Now how did you children get in there?! →

› I, err... need your help in distracting the locksmith again. →

Bored Child: Well, last time we did the job for you, the grumpy old locksmith got awfully grumpy about it. He called the guards on us and his mouth was frothing and he was all mad in the face...

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Bored Child: *Chuckles.* Mad, in the face, hehe... You should have seen him. I'll cherish that memory forever...

› Continue →

Bored Child: Yes, well, anyway... the guards said they'd had enough of complaints about us and decided to throw us here in this dungeon. Unbelievable!

› I, err... need your help in distracting the locksmith again. →

Bored Child: Again?!?! I know he's a cranky Adams, but isn't this a bit much? Do you have like some mortal grievance against him??

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Bored Child: Listen here, Mister! Helping you is why we got in trouble in the first place! Besides, we can't do anything while we're locked in here!

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Bored Child: You really need to get us out! You owe us.

› But you would help me, if I did? →

Bored Child: Well... we're kind of mad at cranky Adams for getting us jailed... so... we definitely need to get back at him. But we need to get free first!

› And how should I go about that? →

Bored Child: Getting out isn't exactly difficult, we've used a rusty old nail to pick the lock many times.

› Continue →

Bored Child: But every time we do, the guards just catch us again! Someone needs to tell them to stop doing that. You're a big, scary adult - you can tell them!

› Um, let me see if anyone is willing to talk... (end)