Troll cook
| Troll cook | |
|---|---|
| Level | 25 |
| Aggressive | No |
| Hostile | No |
| Interactable | Yes |
| Respawn | 300s |
Dialogue
14 lines of dialogue. Options are marked ›, → jumps to the line an option leads to.
Conversation starts
- "Hooman! You too old to make stew. Need young, tender hooman. Good fles…" — depends on progress
- "Hooman talk to wise troll about get meat for stew?" — depends on progress
- "Cook favorite hooman back! Hi puny hooman!" — depends on progress
Troll Cook: Hooman! You too old to make stew. Need young, tender hooman. Good flesh soft, but loud cries. Best meat from hoomans no walk yet. Good chef cook tip - always cut head off first so no hear screams when skin.
- › ... →
- › Nope, nope nope nope! Not having this conversation. (end)
Troll Cook: Meat slide right off bone. No need remove bone though, bones tiny and crunch good in teeth. You like young hooman meat?
- › Children? CHILDREN? WE DON'T EAT OUR CHILDREN. We are civilized! We don't eat any of our own, that's disgusting! →
Troll Cook: Then let dead hooman meat go waste? Why waste good meat?
- › We HONOR our dead by burying them, not cannibalaising them! →
Troll Cook: Troll honor dead by consume them. Their meat become our meat.
- › Oh. Thats...um, I don't want it to make sense, but it does. →
Troll Cook: So, hooman get me child-dren meat for stew?
- › What!? No, I will NOT kidnap some child for you to cook! →
Troll Cook: Then hooman get special meat for stew?
- › Special meat? →
Troll Cook: *Speaking slowly* Speh-shul meeeeee-aaaat.
- › I know what you said, but what is special meat? →
Troll Cook: Best meat for stew. Wise troll help you get. Need sacred charm from wise troll though. To talk wise troll, you need shiny.
- › Shiny? →
Troll Cook: Round shiny. Many shiny. Big handful of shiny. Sand color shiny hoomans carry in pouch. Sometimes big box of shiny on cart with the big dogs. The big dogs not have as good meat as hoomans though. Especially young hoomans.
- › Coins? Round, golden pieces of metal used as currency in exchange for goods or services? →
Troll Cook: Hur funny hooman words. Bring handful of shiny rounds to wise troll. Tell him cook want you get special meat box. He tell you how.
- › Meh, why not? I'm in need of an adventure. I'll come back with a box of special meat, or whatever. (end)
- › Sorry, not today. But hey, thank you for this meaningful and insightful conversation. (end)
Troll Cook: Hooman talk to wise troll about get meat for stew?
- › Err, working on it. (end)
- › I have a box of suspicious...err, 'special' meat right here. →
- › Actually, I am having a problem with the riddle. I admit that I am too stupid and do not have that intelligence required to figure out such an elementary conundrum about getting a troll, child, and coins across a river. →
Troll Cook: Cook thank hooman! Cook can now make greatest stew ever with meat socks! Best hooman! Troll give hooman shiny rounds to eat! Here, cook show thank by teach puny hooman to chop and cook big meats! Come, cook show how!
- › Oh, neat. (end)
Troll Cook: OOH! I HELP I HELP! Smelly hooman first! Go back, grab other thing, take other side. Take hooman back start! Grab other and bring over. Go get hooman and done! ME LOVE RIDDLES MORE THAN COOK MEAT.
- › Whoa! Um, thanks? Hmm, I really should learn to think for myself. (end)
Troll Cook: Cook favorite hooman back! Hi puny hooman!
- › Hi Cook! (end)